I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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