I wish you could order shots online.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
the day after is always just damage control
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
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his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
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We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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