oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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