So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
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They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
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Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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