If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
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It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
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I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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