I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
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I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
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Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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