One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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