dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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