yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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