Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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