I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
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I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
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Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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