So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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