Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Randomize
