Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
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I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
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I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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