I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
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Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
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I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is