dude i'm inner monologue high
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
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You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
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Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
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