Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
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It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
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You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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