I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
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does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
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So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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