she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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