My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
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I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
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You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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