Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
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I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
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I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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