She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
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just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
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I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
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