if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
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i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
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Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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