maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
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I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
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Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
what the fuck happened to the tacos
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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