I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Randomize
