are you so shy because you have an std?
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
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Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
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Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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