Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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