i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
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I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
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Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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