we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Ladies don't puke and tell
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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