Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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