Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
