I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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