stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I just googled if crying burns calories
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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