I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Randomize
