WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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