IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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