mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
it's great music for shaving your balls
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
You can make out without kissing
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