You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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