Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Randomize
