if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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