you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
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There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
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hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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