Where are you?
In a non slutty way
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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