I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
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okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
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He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
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