Well douche your snatch and let's go!
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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