You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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