how do flat chested girls get laid?
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
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i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
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At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I'm always down for nudity.
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