So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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