I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
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and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
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Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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