I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
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I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
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Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
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I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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