Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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