do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
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drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
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I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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