she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
It's shark week go big or go home
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