He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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